wut!? lulz

Some details from Kevin & Danielle's wedding in People Magazine were posted on ONTD.

The pair met while on vacation in the Caribbean two years ago. They exchanged at Oheka Castle in Huntington, New York, on Long Island. The wedding — which took place against the backdrop of blistering blizzard — had a fairy tale theme and included a castle and an enchanted forest.

Kevin even gave his bride glass slippers.

“I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle,” Kevin told PEOPLE.

“I always wanted my wedding to have that princess feel,” Danielle added. “I couldn’t have imagined this.”


In their first official wedding photo, Kevin wore a custom Brooks Brothers tuxedo with a bow tie, while his blushing bride — a former hairstylist — wore a strapless Chantilly Lace gown from Vera Wang.

“I’ve never seen a more beautiful bride,” Kevin said of Danielle.

Escorting the bride down the aisle was her father Thomas “Bucky” Deleasa, while a guitarist friend of the Jonases strummed “Bella Notte,” from Lady and the Tramp.

“I’m an Italian girl. It just fit me and my dad…..”

Kevin’s younger brothers Joe and Nick served as his best men, and the nuptials were attended by about 400 family members and friends, such as Disney star Demi Lovato. Kevin Jonas Sr., the boys’ father, who is an ordained minister, officiated the ceremony.

“We’re so happy that we’re finally married and we were able to share the special moment with family, friends and loved ones,” the couple told the mag.

Beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, etc...

Just Married

It appears that Kevin Jonas is now married.

The bad thing is that the honeymoon may lead to the most frustrating moment of his life.

Just please don't try to make your marriage last as long as LeAnn Rimes'.

Wedding this weekend???

There's speculation that Kevin will wed his beard, pardon, Danielle Deleasa this weekend! There's even more speculation that their wedding will take place in the Bahamas (ooo la la!).




Does anyone know if she ever signed the pre-nup? Kevy-Jo, make sure yo girl did sign it before you put a ring on it!!! ...it'll make the divorce so much easier.

And I do still love silly widdle Kevin. But for him to be getting married...and to Danielle, seriously...seriously!?!? Seriously.

...and on top of it all, the honeymoon... Nevermind, I won't even go there (at least not at the moment).

Oh, this will be nteresting. very interesting, indeed.





(Love this gif that's always posted on ONTD! :) )

I've finally caught up with this new JONAS Disney show (yay Youtube). Er, I'm pretty tolerant about shows being...cheesy, but this one is downright horrible! I hate to say that because again, I can tolerate a lot of shows that most people find ridiculous. *head desk* Not even Kevin can save this one. Seriously, I had to keep thinking pervy little thoughts about Kevin just to get through each episode. I feel kind of embarrassed for the guys...I wonder if they even really enjoy making the show. *sigh* I can't help but think that old school (and I mean the first couple of seasons) Barney episodes would be much more exciting and entertaining than this show. :/

Whoa now!

And the winner for best SNL moment of the night goes to...




Ooo Kevin, work those tiger-print leggings! Rawr!

H.O.T. Hot!

I have no clue where these pictures came from...but they are quite HOT!!! *fans self*





(Though this one makes me think of the love child of Tim Burton, Elvis, and Josh Groban. But it's all good.)


Oh yes, Kevin Jonas, you are a fine one indeed!

K-Fed =/= Kevy-Jo, Yo.

I came across this video of K-Fed while searching YouTube for videos of Kevin.



Anywho, I’ve avoided this thing for years now…and I’m sad that I did because it’s too stinkin’ funny (imo)! I thought Federline was supposed to have been a backup dancer (skip to the 1:40 mark) but our little Kevy-Jo has definitely got him beat if this shows any insight to K-Fed's talents.

And for reference (...since the other one I previously posted was deleted):
Kevy-Jo and his infamous S.O.S. dance!!!



Yeah, that's it! Get down with yo bad self!!!




On another note related to this finding, Kevin + Britney = ftw!



(Can't get enough of this encounter!)

They be pippinsnazzle ya'll!

Kevin's thighs are oh-so pippinsnazzle!

True fact.

All of the people who bought tickets to tomorrow's Jonas Brothers concert just to resale them for profit can DIAF!!!


That is all.

Hey folks, just want to let you all know that I'm going to stop neglecting this. I've been without a properly functioning computer for quite some time now... Er, but never fear! Kevinlicious...stuff shall be reappearing soon. Hopefully... Yeah.