Kevin Jonas!

wut!? lulz

2009-12-29T11:46:00.000-08:00

Some details from Kevin & Danielle's wedding in People Magazine were posted on ONTD.

The pair met while on vacation in the Caribbean two years ago. They exchanged at Oheka Castle in Huntington, New York, on Long Island. The wedding — which took place against the backdrop of blistering blizzard — had a fairy tale theme and included a castle and an enchanted forest.

Kevin even gave his bride glass slippers.

“I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle,” Kevin told PEOPLE.

“I always wanted my wedding to have that princess feel,” Danielle added. “I couldn’t have imagined this.”

In their first official wedding photo, Kevin wore a custom Brooks Brothers tuxedo with a bow tie, while his blushing bride — a former hairstylist — wore a strapless Chantilly Lace gown from Vera Wang.

“I’ve never seen a more beautiful bride,” Kevin said of Danielle.

Escorting the bride down the aisle was her father Thomas “Bucky” Deleasa, while a guitarist friend of the Jonases strummed “Bella Notte,” from Lady and the Tramp.

“I’m an Italian girl. It just fit me and my dad…..”

Kevin’s younger brothers Joe and Nick served as his best men, and the nuptials were attended by about 400 family members and friends, such as Disney star Demi Lovato. Kevin Jonas Sr., the boys’ father, who is an ordained minister, officiated the ceremony.

“We’re so happy that we’re finally married and we were able to share the special moment with family, friends and loved ones,” the couple told the mag.

Beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, etc...

Just Married

2009-12-19T15:50:00.000-08:00

It appears that Kevin Jonas is now married.

The bad thing is that the honeymoon may lead to the most frustrating moment of his life.

Just please don't try to make your marriage last as long as LeAnn Rimes'.

Wedding this weekend???

2009-12-16T22:39:00.000-08:00

There's speculation that Kevin will wed his beard, pardon, Danielle Deleasa this weekend! There's even more speculation that their wedding will take place in the Bahamas (ooo la la!).

Does anyone know if she ever signed the pre-nup? Kevy-Jo, make sure yo girl did sign it before you put a ring on it!!! ...it'll make the divorce so much easier.

And I do still love silly widdle Kevin. But for him to be getting married...and to Danielle, seriously...seriously!?!? Seriously.

...and on top of it all, the honeymoon... Nevermind, I won't even go there (at least not at the moment).

Oh, this will be nteresting. very interesting, indeed.

(Love this gif that's always posted on ONTD! :) )

2009-05-29T14:11:00.000-07:00

I've finally caught up with this new JONAS Disney show (yay Youtube). Er, I'm pretty tolerant about shows being...cheesy, but this one is downright horrible! I hate to say that because again, I can tolerate a lot of shows that most people find ridiculous. *head desk* Not even Kevin can save this one. Seriously, I had to keep thinking pervy little thoughts about Kevin just to get through each episode. I feel kind of embarrassed for the guys...I wonder if they even really enjoy making the show. *sigh* I can't help but think that old school (and I mean the first couple of seasons) Barney episodes would be much more exciting and entertaining than this show. :/

Whoa now!

2009-02-14T21:52:00.000-08:00

And the winner for best SNL moment of the night goes to...

Ooo Kevin, work those tiger-print leggings! Rawr!

H.O.T. Hot!

2009-02-05T15:31:00.001-08:00

I have no clue where these pictures came from...but they are quite HOT!!! *fans self*

(Though this one makes me think of the love child of Tim Burton, Elvis, and Josh Groban. But it's all good.)

Oh yes, Kevin Jonas, you are a fine one indeed!

K-Fed =/= Kevy-Jo, Yo.

2009-01-27T13:20:00.000-08:00

I came across this video of K-Fed while searching YouTube for videos of Kevin.

Anywho, I’ve avoided this thing for years now…and I’m sad that I did because it’s too stinkin’ funny (imo)! I thought Federline was supposed to have been a backup dancer (skip to the 1:40 mark) but our little Kevy-Jo has definitely got him beat if this shows any insight to K-Fed's talents.

And for reference (...since the other one I previously posted was deleted):
Kevy-Jo and his infamous S.O.S. dance!!!

Yeah, that's it! Get down with yo bad self!!!

On another note related to this finding, Kevin + Britney = ftw!

(Can't get enough of this encounter!)

They be pippinsnazzle ya'll!

2009-01-09T15:40:00.000-08:00

Kevin's thighs are oh-so pippinsnazzle!

True fact.

2009-01-03T19:19:00.001-08:00

All of the people who bought tickets to tomorrow's Jonas Brothers concert just to resale them for profit can DIAF!!!

That is all.

2008-12-30T16:36:00.000-08:00

Hey folks, just want to let you all know that I'm going to stop neglecting this. I've been without a properly functioning computer for quite some time now... Er, but never fear! Kevinlicious...stuff shall be reappearing soon. Hopefully... Yeah.

2008-09-07T23:49:00.000-07:00

Mwh hahaha!! Alrighty, I hope ya'll have taken a look at my previous post. Yeah, see the one where I kind of rambled about searching for "Kevin Jonas Britney" on YouTube? *snickers* Idk why I find this so amusing...

Anwyho, to the point:

"We really hope we get to meet her," Kevin Jonas told Usmagazine.com following their rehearsal at Paramount Studios for the VMAs, which will air live from Hollywood Sunday night at 9 p.m.

"That would be an honor," Kevin added.

Oh yeeeeaah!

I love how Kevin looks like he's trying really hard to maintain his composure without being all "Omg! Look! Look!!! It's Britney Spears!!! And we're touching! Weeeeeee!!!"

They're my new OTP. *snickers*

2008-08-26T23:51:00.000-07:00

I don't know if it's because of the time, me being tired, or because I'm hungry and queezy at the same time...but I'm sitting here using the search terms "Kevin Jonas Britney" on YouTube because I had a feeling that results would be entertaining...and so far most of them are!

This first video is my favorite so far! The creator has dubbed Kevin into one of Britney's brilliant songs and has called this masterpiece "Gimme Stuff!"

I'm just sad that it's so short!!!

So that leads me to my second favorite so far. This one is entitled "Kevin Jonas Ultimate Remix!!"
By YouTube standards, this one is so ghetto-fabulous!!! Though starting at around 1:48 I begin to get motion sickness, whoo-wee!

So for all you YouTubers out there who make music videos-

more Kevinesque Britney Spears videos pleeeease!!!

2008-08-12T14:30:00.000-07:00

I was browsing around for some info on our beloved Kevin and I came across this on kevinjonasonline.com (lovely site btw):

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 135 lbs.
Clothing size: Small
Shoe size: 9

lol, I'm guessing this info is probably a few years old but daaang, he's tiny! Idk, to me it just seems like he'd be bigger all around. No wonder why he likes to wear shoes with man-heels. Though if I knew that I was going to meet them, I'd really want to wear my favorite heels just to see if I would tower over him.

Though seriously, if those stats are still current then that's kind of cute. ...I bet he towers over Ryan Seacrest.

:D

2008-08-08T13:46:00.000-07:00

Forgive me Kevin Jonas, for I have sinned.

Oooh but last night was so much fun!

Never forget.

Ilu bb!

2008-08-04T22:19:00.001-07:00

Omg, this Jonas thing is getting to be as bad as my Hanson obsession. I've spent the night on Jonas-watch...sitting through that horrid Teen Choice Awards (I think the only good year was the first year it aired since it was a "new" that year). Then afterwards it was a Leno fest. Oh but getting to see Kevin was worth it!

Oh yeeeeeah!

I need more pictures of Kevin being all ~*sexxxy*~ while playing zee gee-tar!

2008-07-30T21:28:00.000-07:00

I am extremely jealous that he has a customized Gibson Les Paul complete with the Jonas Brothers logo integrated into the whole Louis Vuitton monogram design thing. I wish I had a customized Gibson Les Paul...a sparkly hot pink one with a "mother of pearl" pick guard. Oh yeah, that would be hot!!!

Kevin only adds fuel to the fire in the way of guitar obsessions...oh but I enjoy every burning second as the flames rise higher. And I'm on the verge of busting out some Johnny Cash lyrics here...oh what the heck! I fell into a burning ring of fire! I went down, down, down and the flames went higher! And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire! The ring of fire! Well now, that feels better.

2008-07-28T20:16:00.000-07:00

Oh Kevin Jonas, why you so fine bb?

Ugh, and the great race is on between him and Johnny Depp...

2008-07-20T13:41:00.000-07:00

Time for a small sampling of ~*eye candy*~

He's so Kevinlicious!!!

2008-07-15T13:57:00.000-07:00

brb, dying!

Ugh, Kevin's so hot!

Kevin's bringin' it!

2008-07-11T15:42:00.000-07:00

I cannot get enough of this Kevin video!!!

I love the YouTuber who made it, lol.

Boo!

2008-07-09T13:55:00.001-07:00

I saw this a few days ago on ONTD:

…for real, are you kidding me? (no wonder there’s panic in the industry, I mean please!)

What’s up with the (ex) girlfriend?

Psh, I’d treat Kevin like a king if he were my boyfriend…

I heart Kevin Jonas

2008-07-08T21:49:00.001-07:00

I love me some Paul Kevin Jonas II!

Kevin, plz let me have your bbs! Kthnx!